Friday, 21 August 2015

Kardashian's? Oh please...


What is it with the Kardashian's? I mean seriously... What is their “appeal”? Surely people know by now that they're just a bunch of fake, superficial try hards. Right?! Apparently not since every second article in the “trending” section of my Facebook account has one of them featured.

They can't keep a husband between them and even those that do manage to stick around, go crazy or decide it's safer to have a sex change. These “women” for lack of a better word, wouldn't know reality if it slapped them in the face, which leads me to think that they have so much plastic and silicone in their bodies now, that it's wiped out all the real emotions that they may have once possessed.

So what makes them so popular? Is it their wealth? Their bad fashion sense? Or maybe it's the fact that while normal people go for a fortnightly massage or manicure, the Kardashian women go for fortnightly cosmetic surgery.

Seriously... Who has cosmetic surgery TWELVE HOURS after having a baby?! Would it kill you to suffer the baby body like the rest of us mere mortals? Would it kill you to have to actually WORK to get your body back to pre-baby shape? Come to think about it, there's so many fake parts to them now, that their scientists probably needed to adjust everything straight away to minimise the risk of the public seeing their robotic wiring.

What have the Kardashian's done to warrant this fame that people are throwing at them? Have they started a world renowned charity to help millions of people or animals? Have they starred in or made amazing major movie hits, full of talent and emotion that has the viewers hanging on to every word? Have they written a best-selling novel with their own hands typing on the keyboard rather than someone else to save their precious nails? No... They starred in a crappy unrealistic, reality show. One that nobody actually likes, they just find it so insanely idiotic that it makes them forget about their own troubles for an hour.

None of these women actually work for their money, so why do they deserve to have so much? Why should they get to live a life of luxury and fortnightly cosmetic surgeries, when hard working people all over the planet are driven to poverty and homelessness? How is that fair?

Kardashian's? Oh please...